Apple Watch fitness alternative

Forget the Apple Watch fitness apps, get the Fitness Enhancement ptWatch for the features you really need!

You can be one of the lucky few to get the new ptWatch developed by our leading Fitness Enhancement Personal Trainers!  Better yet, enquire on the 1st of April and get a free ptWatch just for sharing this post on Facebook or #applewatch anywhere you like!

 

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Forget  the Apple Watch fitness functions, we give you the features that make sense to you and your goals!

Butt off couch meter

Our research shows you don’t need the Apple Watch fitness features you can’t make sense of.  The ptWatch talks in your language with simple terms for the things that matter like the “Butt off couch meter” for how much more incidental exercise you need to do and the “Rabbit food meter” to calculate how many servings of salad you need to eat still.

More personal than Apples “most personal device yet”

Choose your favourite (or most hated) Fitness Enhancement Personal Trainer to personally coach you through your day on the ptWatch.  What could be more personal than a Personal Trainer?

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Fast food GPS tracker

We’ve mapped every fast food joint in the country.  Walk in to one and the ptWatch GPS will automatically send a notification to your Trainer.  Expect a very stern lecture when your ptWatch auto answers (no you can’t turn it off) your Trainers phone call while downing that burger.

 

Chocolate meter

Pick up a chocolate bar and the ptWatch will detect the smell and give you an electric shock (Warning, battery life may be shortened with this feature).  Keep eating that chocolate and the amount you have to burn off will be added to the patented “chocolate to burn off meter”.

Facebook truth auto add

If you feel a need to post to Facebook or Twitter every time you work out (just like anyone who does CrossFit!) and have a habit of leaving out the full story, don’t worry your ptWatch will be kind enough to add the full story to keep you accountable.

You: “Smashed out a huge Gym session feeling pumped!”

ptWatch auto added: “…due to feeling guilty about smashing that family size chocolate bar I hid!!!”

Launching on April 1st

We have very limited supplies and you can only get a free ptWatch if you share this on Facebook or anywhere you like with #applewatch and contact us to arrange your order and colour.  Available colours are Banana Yellow, Paleo Pattern, Broccoli Green and Slimming Salad.

Update: ptWatch 2.0

Ok our 2.0 release of this amazing technology means we need to officially come clean that this is an April Fools day joke!!!  We have seriously had an amazing amount of calls and emails from people genuinely enquiring about it, and a few very grumpy people when they found out the truth!  We must point out that we did make the above ridiculous on purpose so as not to deceive.  We’re pretty happy if you had as good a laugh as us.  And if you do feel ripped off we promise we have some thing big in the works that will be released for you on the 1st of April 2016.

In the meantime you might want to check out last years 1st of April program we released .  Fool you twice shame on you 🙂

 

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